Citations de Le maître de guerre, de Clint Eastwood

Shit! What was that?

You're dead, marine. You just tripped on four booby traps. Now we have to send out a search party for your testicles.

Par: Clint Eastwood

Gunny, I'd like you to meet my big friend, Swede Johanson. Swede, says something charming to the man.

I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck.

Par: Clint Eastwood

Gunny, this is all a question of mind over matter. We no longer mind because you don't matter. You've been voted out of office, baby.

Mr Jones... you fall out on that street or I'm gonna kick your ass off this fucking planet.

Par: Clint Eastwood

Major Powers is gonna teach you how to discipline your men.

Well, if Powers ever comes to a sudden halt, your face is gonna go halfway up his ass.

Par: Clint Eastwood

Me and major Powers are building an elite company of fighting men.

The only thing you could build is a good case of hemorrhoids.

Par: Clint Eastwood

Now, it's my will gainst yours. And you will lose.

Par: Clint Eastwood

I'm here to tell you all that life as you know it has ended. You might as well all go to town tonight. Might laugh and make fools or yourselves, rub your pathetic little peckers up against your honey, or stick it in a knothole.
Whatever it is, get rid of it, because at 0600 tomorrow... your ass is mine.

Par: Clint Eastwood

If your brain was as quick as your mouth, you'd be a 20-star general by now.

Well, if I was half as ugly as you, sergeant major, I'd be a poster boy for a prophylactic.

Par: Clint Eastwood

You get that contraband stogy out of my face before I shove it so far up your ass you'll have to set fire to your nose to light it.

Par: Clint Eastwood

Hang on this, boy. I think war's just been declared.

Par: Clint Eastwood

It means be advised that I'm mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round through a flea's ass at 200 meters.
So you go hump somebody else's leg, mutt-face, before I push yours in.

Par: Clint Eastwood