Citations extraites de l'oeuvre Dogma, de Kevin Smith


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Oh my God, he's lost it. We're fucked. We're absolutely fucked.

I hear that shit.

I can't believe this, we're on the brink of nonexistence and God's still nowhere to be found. What kind of deity gets kidnapped?

Amen to that.

What the hell are you doing?

If the whole world's gonna end, you said you'd fuck me.

You're a pig.


Extrait de: Dogma (1999)


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You, of all people, should understand what I'm trying to accomplish here. You too know what it feels like to be cast aside. But you've only dealt with the pain a few years. I've dealt with it for a milennia.
While you never see your ex-husband or how blissful he is with his new wife, and he is, seeing you people every day on this perfect world He created for you is a constant reminder that though my kind came first, your kind was most revered.
And while you know forgiveness we know only regret. The lesson must be taught, all are accountable, even God.


Extrait de: Dogma (1999)


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I always knew this thing was a bad idea. Leave it to the catholics to destroy existence.

You have issues with catholicism, I take it?

I have issues with anyone who treats God like a burden instead of a blessing like some catholics. You people don't celebrate your faith, you mourn it.

So, if we're wrong, what religion is right?

It's not about who's right or wrong. No denomination's nailed it yet because they're all too self-righteous to realize that it doesn't matter what you have faith in, just that you have faith. Your hearts are in the right place, but your brains gotta wake up.


Extrait de: Dogma (1999)


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Serendipity, here, isn't technically an angel. Nor is she, by any means, a human being like I was and you are.

I used to be an abstract.

Now, I'm really confused.

I'm a muse, stupid.
I used to specialize in entertainment. For example, I'm responsible for 19 of the 20 top-grossing films of all time.

19?

Yeah, the one about the kid by himself in his house, burglars trying to come in and he fights them off ... Aaahh ... I had nothing to do with that one. Somebody sold their soul to Satan to get the grosses up on that piece of shit.


Extrait de: Dogma (1999)


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She's fucking pissed, dude. She's never gonna fuck us now. Well, maybe you, but definitely not me. Let me know how she is!

Nobody is fucking me, you got that? I don't know what I was thinking in that diner but being that i've decided to go home, and not to New Jersey, sorry for the inconvenience and good bye.

You're breaking up with us? Who the hell do you think you are, lady? You can't just go around breaking people's hearts like that. I fell in love with you, we fell in love with you. Guys like us just don't fall out of the fucking sky, you know!

Aaahhhh ... blam!

...
Beautiful, naked, big-tittied women just don't fall out of the sky, you know!


Extrait de: Dogma (1999)


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We call this piece 'the Fecalator'. One look at it and the target shits him or herlsef. Try it on.

It's a lot more compact than the flaming sword, but not nearly as impressive. It doesn't have that 'Wrath of the Almighty' edge to it. How am I supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked with this thing?


Extrait de: Dogma (1999)


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Wait a minute, are you protestors?

You mean those dickheads with the signs and pictures of dead babies? Shit no. Me and Silent Bob are pro-choice. A woman's body is her own fucking business.

But what are you doing hanging around?

We're here to pick up chicks.

Excuse me?

We figure abortion clinics are a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be here unless they like to fuck?


Extrait de: Dogma (1999)


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Hey, what's He like?

God? Lonely... but funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example, there's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus.

Sex is a joke in heaven?

The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here too.


Extrait de: Dogma (1999)


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I am a Seraphim, The highest choir of angels. You do know what an angel is, don't you?
Metatron acts as the voice of God: any documented occasion when some yahoo claims that God has spoken to them, they're speaking to me.
Or they're ... talking to themselves.


Extrait de: Dogma (1999)


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What are you ?

I'm pissed off is what I am. Do you drench everyone who comes in your room with flame-retardant chemicals? No wonder you're single.
Stand back.
As I was saying - prior to your fire-fighting episode: I am the Metatron.

??

Don't tell me the name doesn't ring a bell?

?!

You people. If there isn't a movie about it, it's not worth knowing, is it?


Extrait de: Dogma (1999)


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Azrael


No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater than central air.


Extrait de: Dogma (1999)


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You need to get laid, Bethany Sloane. You need a man, if only for 10 minutes.

It's been my experience that the average male is never a man not even for 10 minutes in his entire life span.

That sounds militant. Are you thinking of joining the other side?

Couldn't do it. Women are insane.


Extrait de: Dogma (1999)


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Let it never be said your anal retentive attention to detail never yielded positive results!

You can't be anal retentive if you don't have an anus.


Extrait de: Dogma (1999)


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